9:47 PM:  <Kochanski> Paladin: Not so specific. In proverbial later issues of my 
magazine, readers would comment on fics they read within its pages. At this 
point, since it's my first issue, there's nothng really to comment on. 
9:47 PM: <Static-Pulse> Nancy, I will attempt to cobble one together.
9:47 PM:  <Kochanski> My hero.
9:47 PM:  <Kochanski> Thank you
9:48 PM:  <Kochanski> Perhaps someone would like to comment on how hard it was 
to understand this conversation.
9:48 PM:    <Paladin> ah ok
9:48 PM:    <Paladin> so filler with fic related content.
9:49 PM: <StarryNight>"Dear Nan: I look foward to reading all the non-smut, non-
slash fics you will be publishing.  If such a thing exists. Signed, loyal 
reader"
9:49 PM:        <BGH> heheheh
9:49 PM:  <Kochanski> EXACTLY>
9:49 PM:        <BGH> you know, the sad part is that it wasn't meant to be 
funny.
9:50 PM:  <Kochanski> Frell me dead.
9:50 PM: <StarryNight> actually it was
9:50 PM: <StarryNight> nan: huh?
9:50 PM: <StarryNight>: oh and you can publish that if you want ;-)
9:50 PM:    <Paladin> mandy does that stuff exist?
9:50 PM:             Static-Pulse submits email
9:50 PM:   <Eurydice> yes, that stuff exists
9:51 PM:   <Eurydice> not all fanfic is porn
9:51 PM: <StarryNight> pal: once upon a time I think it did
9:51 PM:    <Paladin> where have the times gone :-(
9:51 PM: <StarryNight> I think I wrote one once...
9:51 PM:   <Eurydice> my god, and i thought i was cynical
9:51 PM: *** Signoff: Eurydice (Quit: Sometimes following your destiny involves 
great sacrifice.)
9:51 PM: <StarryNight> long ago...
9:51 PM:    <Paladin> in a galaxy far far away during the golden age of story 
telling :-(
9:51 PM:  <Kochanski> If anyone wants to throw more stuff out into the channel 
I'll just copy it from here
9:52 PM:    <Paladin> i'm not an expert on fic
9:52 PM:        <BGH> she doesn't like cynical people
9:52 PM: <StarryNight> "Dear Nan: keep up the good work. Signed, a different 
loyal reader"
9:52 PM:  <Kochanski> lol
9:52 PM:    <Paladin> but if you want someone to randomly bash things they never 
read for humour potential let me know :-)
9:52 PM:  <Kochanski> Hit me!
9:52 PM:             *Paladin is the resident anti fic person.
9:53 PM:    <Paladin> "if its not doug sloan...ITS CRAP!"
9:53 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: can you give me tips on how to make my fic not 
suck? Signed, blocked writer
9:53 PM:    <Paladin> (its impportant that that be in a scottish accent btw)
9:53 PM:    <Paladin> "if its not doug sloan...ITS CRAP!"  sighed, anal scottish 
dude
9:53 PM:    <Paladin> you can use that if you like :_)
9:54 PM:  <Kochanski> I'll have to figure out how to indicate the Fat 
Bastard/Groundskeeper Willy accent
9:54 PM: <StarryNight>"dear nan: my boyfriend dumped me!  What should I do? 
Signed, Girl with no life"
9:54 PM:    <Paladin> ha ha!
9:54 PM:  <Kochanski> I asked, didn't I?
9:55 PM:    <Paladin> yes you did ;-)
9:55 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: I don't have a boyfriend. how do I get one? 
Signed, different girl with no life
9:55 PM:  <Kochanski> Atta Nan.
9:55 PM: <Static-Pulse> "If'n its noo Doog Slone, its Crrraap."
9:55 PM:  <Kochanski> LOL
9:55 PM:  <Kochanski> Signed who?
9:55 PM: <StarryNight> this ius fun
9:55 PM:    <Paladin> "dear nan: i'd sure like to know how to score, how do i 
score?" not the same girl as the other two similar yet cleverly differnt posts"
9:55 PM:  <Kochanski> keep 'em coming
9:56 PM: *** jblackbelt2002 has left channel #alt-mmpr
9:56 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? 
Signed, that kid from Jerry Maguire
9:56 PM:  <Kochanski> I hate that kid. 
9:56 PM:    <Paladin> "i want to see goldar and rito hook up after countdown to 
destruction...somone write it ~ loney net nerd
9:57 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: I'm the most popular person in every fic in 
every fandom! Signed, Mary Sue"
9:57 PM:    <Paladin> perfect :-)
9:57 PM: <Static-Pulse> "Dear Nancy, I use notepad when writing stories, but I'd 
like to branch out into HTML.  Maybe you could write an article one day 
explaining hot to use basic HTML or a real word processor for use low-techs.  
signed, No-no-notepad
9:57 PM:       <Culp> Anyone here ever purchase the PRZ vs Machine Empire game?
9:57 PM:    <Paladin> yesh culp
9:57 PM:    <Paladin> it doesn't work on windows 2k and above.
9:58 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Does Win2K have the Compatability Wizard?
9:58 PM:       <Culp>: so not on winxp ?
9:58 PM:             *Man-At-Arms finds that helpful in running old programs.
9:58 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: Can I star in one of your fics?  Can I be your 
boyfriend in it? signed different lonely net nerd
9:58 PM:       <Culp> http://softwarebonanza.safeshopper.com/20/862.htm?579
9:59 PM:  <Kochanski> *snicker*
9:59 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: that one fic turned me on. Signed Zander"
10:00 PM:        <BGH> LOL
10:00 PM:        <BGH> which one?
10:00 PM: <StarryNight> which zander or which fic?
10:00 PM:    <Paladin> i never tried that maa
10:00 PM: <StarryNight> or are you talking about something else?
10:00 PM:        <BGH> which fic
10:00 PM: <Man-At-Arms> It's pretty helpful, Pal.
10:00 PM:  <Kochanski> It's all going in the bag. You guys rule.
10:01 PM:    <Paladin> i should give it another try
10:01 PM:    <Paladin> only thing is..its not that good of a game ;-)
10:01 PM: <StarryNight> BGH: it's Zander, does it matter?
10:01 PM: *** Signoff: Morp (Quit: Take a risk, Dare to move, Love is a leap of 
faith - A Walk to Remember)
10:01 PM: <StarryNight> nan: want more?
10:01 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Does he still have that Mandy Moore fetish?
10:01 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Bleh
10:01 PM:  <Kochanski> If you got it. I can't promise it's all going to fit but 
I'll use what I can.
10:02 PM: <StarryNight> I think my ass is big enough to pull a few more out
10:02 PM:    <Paladin>   : dear nan : have you seen my sword?~! Goldar self 
proclaimed ruler of the universe
10:02 PM:  <Kochanski> hehehe
10:02 PM:             *Man-At-Arms spits his Dr. Pepper out at Starry's comment.
10:02 PM: *** Paladin is now known as Goldar
10:02 PM:             *Goldar looks in mandy's ass
10:02 PM:  <Kochanski> Hoboy
10:02 PM:     <Goldar> MY SWORD!
10:02 PM:        <BGH> Starry, yeah, kinda the point. :)
10:02 PM:  <Kochanski> Free epidural Mandy.
10:03 PM: *** Goldar is now known as Paladin
10:03 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: I have a sword up my ass, know anyone who can 
pull it out? Signed, StarryNight
10:03 PM:             *Kochanski points to Paladin.
10:03 PM:    <Paladin> :-)
10:03 PM: <Man-At-Arms> That sounds very much like a porno plot..."The Sword in 
the Ass."
10:03 PM: *** Neon-D (D@d7ba3081.a8438d9f.com.hmsk) has joined channel #alt-
mmpr
10:03 PM:    <Paladin> scary :-)
10:03 PM:     <Neon-D> Hey guys
10:04 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Hey Neon
10:04 PM:  <Kochanski> Paladin: Our resident armament-proctologist.
10:04 PM:    <Paladin> dear nan: do you have a cure for indesgistion? ~ 
Goldgoyle
10:04 PM: <StarryNight>: "dear nan: can you reccomend any good Harry/Snape fics? I 
think they make such a cute couple! signed, Obssessed Harry Potter Fan
10:04 PM:  <Kochanski> Gaaah!
10:04 PM:     <Neon-D> I'm new here, I'm gettin into the Sentai part of Power 
Rangers, looks interesting
10:05 PM:    <Paladin> "dear nan can you recomend any harry/harry slash torture 
fics? ~differnt harry pothead loser fan
10:06 PM:  <Kochanski> Wash your hands out with soap!
10:06 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: Do you have any advice on how to survive 
fanficiton.net? signed, ff.net newbie
10:06 PM:    <Paladin> "dear nan : can you recomend a way to get rid of an evil 
anoying complaning oboxious failure agravating wife? ~ Lord Edd
10:06 PM:  <Kochanski> hehehe
10:06 PM:       <Culp> Pal: Do you think I'd like Wild Force at all? I'm 
thinking of giving it a chance...
10:06 PM:     <Neon-D> Does anyone know if there are any Sentai sites and maybe 
they have the Sentai Episodes
10:07 PM:    <Paladin> sites no
10:07 PM:  <Kochanski> I kind of like Wild Force. Princess Shayla is like Alanis 
Morrisette with brain damage.
10:07 PM:    <Paladin> but some irc channels have file servers with sentai files 
on them.
10:07 PM:        <BGH> "dear nan: can you help me find a good fic on ff.net?" 
signed, drowning in crap
10:07 PM:  <Kochanski> Oh that's a keeper
10:07 PM: *** Signoff: Rap (Quit: Rap)
10:07 PM:     <Neon-D> oh cool Paladian, I'm kinda interested in the Megaranger 
series and the dairanger
10:08 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: My boyfriend gave me a black eye while he was 
drunk. He calls in a mark of his love. My friends call it abuse. what do you 
think? Signed Stupid girl in "love" "
10:08 PM:    <Paladin> I have most of megaranger, and one thing from dairanger
10:08 PM:    <Paladin> do you know how to use file servers?
10:08 PM:     <Neon-D> not really, 
10:08 PM:    <Paladin> might want to learn then ;-)
10:08 PM:    <Paladin> the channel #power-rangers here and on dalnet have file 
servers with lots of pr files to download
10:09 PM:     <Neon-D> ok cool
10:09 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: I'm not allowed to read smut or slash or bad 
words.  Where can I read fics? Signed, underage person
10:09 PM:     <Neon-D> Hey I was wondering u no any place where I can find that 
Power Ranger Episode Forever Red?
10:09 PM: <StarryNight> (yes I'm aware that not all are like that)
10:09 PM:    <Paladin> thats over there too.
10:09 PM:       <Culp> in #power-rangers ? :)
10:09 PM:     <Neon-D> ok, cool. thanks
10:09 PM:    <Paladin> np
10:10 PM:  <Kochanski> Neon: It was sooooooooo good :)
10:10 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: I like to read funny fics. Got any 
recommendations? Signed, Humor gal
10:10 PM:    <Paladin> i was impressed.
10:10 PM:     <Neon-D> Forever Red I saw some reviews I wanna download it 
somewhere
10:11 PM:             *StarryNight checks her ass.  I think that's all of them
10:11 PM:     <Neon-D> I hate to say it but I miss Tommy's long hair, 
10:11 PM:  <Kochanski> It's a crime it couldn't have been a 1 hour episode. That 
would have left time for some plot. But the fight scenes and the basic concept 
rocked ass
10:11 PM:  <Kochanski> Eh, at least he's not dolled up like Miss Piggy like in 
T:APRM
10:11 PM:    <Paladin> they did such an amazing job with what they had to work 
with.
10:12 PM:     <Neon-D> It's a shame they can't do anoter color like Forever Red 
u know, oh well
10:12 PM:     <Neon-D>Maybe Pink..
10:12 PM:  <Kochanski> They're lucky they got that many Red Rangers back
10:12 PM:  <Kochanski> Blue would be complicated, 'cause they'd have to bring 
back TJ again and they still wouldn't be able to get Steve S.
10:12 PM:  <Kochanski> Pink would be cool.
10:13 PM:  <Kochanski> Yellow wouldn't be right without Thuy Trang.
10:13 PM:     <Neon-D> Yeah, To bad about her
10:13 PM:     <Neon-D> hey maybe Black
10:13 PM:  <Kochanski> Black and green, again, complicated.
10:13 PM:  <Kochanski> Now Sixth Rangers.....
10:13 PM:    <Paladin> that would be pretty easy..
10:13 PM:    <Paladin> cept jason/trey
10:14 PM:     <Neon-D> I saw some pic's how come the Alien Ranger was never 
demorphed?
10:14 PM:    <Paladin> coudn't find the actor
10:14 PM:  <Kochanski> Who would that be....Tommy, Jason, Zhane, Merrick, Eric, 
Mike....
10:14 PM:  <Kochanski> Trey
10:14 PM:    <Paladin> ryan
10:14 PM: <StarryNight> phantom
10:14 PM:  <Kochanski> Thank you
10:14 PM:    <Paladin> blue centurian if you want to be anal ;-)
10:14 PM:  <Kochanski> hehehehe
10:14 PM: <Man-At-Arms> They need to hold the Phantom down and yank his helmet 
off.  :-P
10:14 PM: <StarryNight> does WF have a 6th?
10:14 PM:  <Kochanski> Robobop with Brain Damage.
10:14 PM:    <Paladin> merric
10:15 PM:  <Kochanski> Merrick, Mandy
10:15 PM:     <Neon-D> oh, What was up with the Beetleborgs kinda strange, 
10:15 PM:  <Kochanski> HE's a dreamboat. :)
10:15 PM: <StarryNight> oh right.
10:15 PM:    <Paladin> ninjor and auric could fit in as well
10:15 PM:     <Neon-D> I thought they where good guys to
10:15 PM:  <Kochanski> I know a few people who have dropped their Andros jones 
for a Merrick jones.
10:15 PM:       <Culp> Pink would be easiest as there has been less pink rangers 
than any other really
10:15 PM:             *StarryNight isn't thinking very clearly right now
10:15 PM:  <Kochanski> Would Alyssa count?
10:15 PM:    <Paladin> sure
10:15 PM:    <Paladin> she has pink highlights
10:15 PM:       <Culp> considering kimberly was pink ranger for 3 seasons, kat 
carried right through to turbo then cassie finished in space
10:15 PM:    <Paladin> as would delphine
10:16 PM:    <Paladin> from then on it was a new pinkie each year
10:16 PM:    <Paladin> with two in lg
10:16 PM:    <Paladin> so it aveages out to the same
10:16 PM:     <Neon-D> Blue could kinda work
10:16 PM: <StarryNight> kendriz would be a problem though
10:16 PM:    <Paladin> if they could convince billy back
10:16 PM:  <Kochanski> They'll never get Yost back. Nor Cardenas.
10:16 PM:    <Paladin> kendrix is ok, shes not as sick anymore i guess.
10:16 PM: <StarryNight> oh wiat she came back int eh finale didn't she
10:16 PM:       <Culp> he is kinda nasty looking now I heard
10:16 PM:    <Paladin> yup
10:16 PM:       <Culp> How come not Cardenas ?
10:17 PM:    <Paladin> nobody knows where he is
10:17 PM:  <Kochanski> Same deal I understand. Bad contract stuff.
10:17 PM:  <Kochanski> Oh
10:17 PM:    <Paladin> he's just ...lost
10:17 PM:  <Kochanski> I thought he was just pissed off about money or 
something.
10:17 PM:    <Paladin> they tried to find him for fr.
10:17 PM:    <Paladin> nope.
10:17 PM:       <Culp> Is he dead?
10:17 PM:    <Paladin> nobody knows
10:17 PM:     <Neon-D> I'm so confused about Power Ranger, it seems that now, 
the people don't even matter anymore
10:17 PM:  <Kochanski> Probably fell out of a boxing ring.
10:17 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Perhaps one of his male prostitution jobs went bad?
10:18 PM:    <Paladin> aside from wf, most of the other series have been rather 
hollow since pris.
10:18 PM:  <Kochanski> He's lying on the floor of a remote gym right now. "Ow, 
my back! I've falledn and I can't get up!"
10:18 PM:  <Kochanski> I dug PRLG once I thought about it. I'm working through 
some neat ideas about the first few years of the colony.
10:18 PM:  <Kochanski> And I think Karone and Leo make a cute couple.
10:18 PM: <Static-Pulse> oh?
10:18 PM:    <Paladin> i liked them all  to a certain point.
10:18 PM:    <Paladin> best show on tv
10:18 PM:  <Kochanski> Not Maya.
10:19 PM:    <Paladin> sad that its over this year.
10:19 PM:  <Kochanski> No more after Ninja Storm?
10:19 PM:       <Culp> I hope Maya dies
10:19 PM:    <Paladin> i'm not counting ninja storm
10:19 PM:  <Kochanski> lol
10:19 PM:  <Kochanski> Oh
10:19 PM: <Man-At-Arms> He's saying it's over after Wild Force.  :-(
10:19 PM:             *Culp would hire SC >:)
10:19 PM:     <Neon-D> What is the Japanesse eqivilant after Ninja Storm  
10:19 PM:    <Paladin> maybe over is harsh...
10:19 PM:  <Kochanski> What are they going to do with it that's so deadly?
10:19 PM:    <Paladin> rolling ranger
10:20 PM:  <Kochanski> Rolling?
10:20 PM:    <Paladin> whole new production team in another country..and lots of 
other stuff.
10:20 PM:    <Paladin> yup rolling ranger.
10:20 PM:       <Culp> Could make it a WHOLE lot better Pal
10:20 PM:  <Kochanski> Oh no, Power Rangers: Hawaii?
10:20 PM:    <Paladin> more like kiwi rangers ;-)
10:20 PM:  <Kochanski> Oooh
10:20 PM:       <Culp> fresh perspectives...if the same people are in charge for 
years it will stagnate
10:20 PM:  <Kochanski> I like New Zealand
10:20 PM:    <Paladin> culp it could well be good
10:20 PM:    <Paladin> just not the same
10:20 PM:  <Kochanski> Will Shiro Tora still be with them?
10:21 PM:    <Paladin> no :-(
10:21 PM: <StarryNight> who?
10:21 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Tiger
10:21 PM:    <Paladin> white tiger
10:21 PM:  <Kochanski> Crappers. He'd keep them in line.
10:21 PM: <StarryNight> oh
10:21 PM:    <Paladin> they are keeping only one guy.
10:21 PM:    <Paladin> mr. stunt coordinatior.
10:22 PM:  <Kochanski> That's drastic.
10:22 PM:       <Culp> YAY WT is being fired
10:22 PM:       <Culp> I mean...aww
10:22 PM:  <Kochanski> Exsqueeze me?
10:22 PM:    <Paladin> btw
10:22 PM:    <Paladin> http://green-ranger.com/lj/mmprgrave.jpg
10:22 PM:    <Paladin> thats my take on pr  moving.
10:23 PM:  <Kochanski> ZING.
10:23 PM:       <Culp> ;)
10:23 PM:    <Paladin> culp and wt had  arguements years ago
10:23 PM: <Man-At-Arms> I laughed so hard at that, Pal.  The Alpah tears.  :-)
10:23 PM:       <Culp> Nah we didn't, I'm only kiddin
10:23 PM:  <Kochanski> Sure sure.
10:23 PM:    <Paladin> it wasn't sopose to be funny :-(
10:23 PM:       <Culp> We used to tease...a lot.
10:23 PM: <Man-At-Arms> I couldn't help it...I kept hearing Alpha sobbing.  :-P
10:24 PM:    <Paladin> well that is kinda funny :-)
10:24 PM:       <Culp> OMG Aqua is on the radio
10:24 PM:    <Paladin> slowly rusting...
10:24 PM:       <Culp> Come on barbie lets go party
10:24 PM:    <Paladin> i like the german verison of that song, it sounds like 
captain mutiny is singing
10:24 PM:             *StarryNight hasn't heard that son in ages
10:24 PM:       <Culp> Maybe they will do a huge reunion hour long ep or 
something and get all willing rangers to return? :p
10:24 PM:    <Paladin> negative culp
10:24 PM:    <Paladin> fr was all you get ;-)
10:25 PM:       <Culp> Meh that sucked tho
10:25 PM: <Man-At-Arms> Did not!  I loved that ep!
10:25 PM:       <Culp> I liked the fights though
10:25 PM:    <Paladin> i had no complaints about it
10:25 PM:    <Paladin> and you know how rare that is from me ;-)
10:26 PM: <StarryNight> exrtemely
10:26 PM:    <Paladin> i only ever watch things once...maybe twice
10:26 PM:    <Paladin> i watched it on loop all day :-)
10:26 PM: <StarryNight> some of te fight secens were too matrizy for me though
10:26 PM: <timjohnson> they were cool
10:26 PM:       <Culp> I liked the fakeness :p
10:26 PM: <Man-At-Arms> I loved those fight scenes.  :-)
10:26 PM:             *StarryNight wondes where he gell her typing sckill went
10:26 PM:    <Paladin> that was a bit overdone
10:26 PM:       <Culp> I want Kim and Kat back for a Matrix ep :p
10:26 PM:    <Paladin> mandy is drunk :-(
10:26 PM:  <Kochanski> I liked all the testosterone-fueled Red Ranger bravado.
10:27 PM: <StarryNight> it looks like it don't it ?
10:27 PM:        <BGH> you want Kim and Kat back for a lesbian jello wrestling 
match
10:27 PM:    <Paladin> a bit ;-)
10:27 PM: <timjohnson> yup
10:27 PM:       <Culp> No I don't :(
10:27 PM:        <BGH> why not?
10:27 PM:       <Culp> I want character development and a mention of the letter
10:27 PM:       <Culp> then a bitch fight
10:27 PM:       <Culp> and they call each other "scrag" and "tramp" on Jerry
10:27 PM:    <Paladin> culp was brought up on jerry springer it seems :-)
10:27 PM: <StarryNight> reweh
10:27 PM:       <Culp> :p
10:27 PM: <StarryNight> (that was my attempt at the cat fight sound)
10:28 PM:  <Kochanski> hehe
10:28 PM:  <Kochanski> Ok, anything else for the Mailbag?
10:28 PM:       <Culp> then they can be like "tommy played us both" and beat him
10:28 PM:  <Kochanski> Wouldn't he love that
10:28 PM: <timjohnson> would be interesting
10:29 PM: <StarryNight> "dear nan: you are so l33t.  I <3 your 'zine. signed non-
drunk person
10:29 PM:        <BGH> hahah
10:29 PM:  <Kochanski> LOL
10:29 PM: <StarryNight> I guess there was one more up there after all ;-0
10:30 PM:  <Kochanski> Alrightythen. :) Goodnight folks. Thanks kindly.
10:30 PM: <StarryNight> night nan
10:30 PM: <timjohnson> night
10:30 PM:    <Paladin> np
10:31 PM: *** Signoff: Kochanski (Quit: Mmmm......testosterone-fueled Red 
Ranger bravado....)