Rules for FIG-dom
1) FIG does not apply to any one person.  If you exhibit any of the 
following traits, you can be considered a FIG

 2) Deciding that a particular actor is your favorite and attempting to 
build an official website for them before their first episode has even 
aired.

 3)  Enshrining trivial memorabilia

 4) Participating in pseudo-stalker-like activities like attempting to
 contact various member of a show's cast and crew to obtain personal 
information.

 5) Contacting relatives of cast members in any way, shape, or form,
 to obtain said information

 6) Posing as a child to obtain a set-visit
7) pestering cast and crew members via email or IM

 8) seriously believing that cast members are your friends because they
 responded to your fan mail.